I was thinking about monkeys today, and about how they’re always trying to beat on people. No one ever believes me when I say that monkeys had taken over a government building in India for weeks, but it’s 100% true. Except now I can’t find any of the original articles, and people think I’m a quack. But think of it logically. If you were in a gang of monkeys, you’d take over government buildings right and beat on people right? Of course you would! You’re a monkey!