Thursday, September 04 2003

There’s a girl who sits not too far from me at work, and she’s got a problem.

When she sneezes, she sneezes about fifty times in a row. As if that weren’t bad enough, she sneezes violently. She flails, sneezes, spits, gags, sneezes and then curses afterwards. She makes a ton of noise, and it’s begining to push me over the edge. I’m going to write a memo that says:

“Hey, you need to stop sneezing.”

And leave it in her cube when she’s not looking. I’d rather have someone grunting

in the cube next to me than have to hear her almost die again.