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The Stupidest Thing

Sunday, August 03 2003

If you ever find yourself in a position where you think that watching The Sweetest Thing is a good idea you must instead promptly stuff your head in a toilet and flush it three times, just to give yourself a sampling of what you might have subjected yourself to instead.

The entire collective cast and crew of that movie should be banned from ever, and I do mean ever

being involved in making movies again.


And Cameron Diaz can look attractive and dog ass ugly within milleseconds. The more I see of her, the more I think she’s 80% dog ass ugly. Christina Applegate wasn’t as nearly as annoying, but that’s because she was far eclipsed by Cameron Diaz’ sand-in-the-eyes annoyance. Christina is more like lemon juice in paper cuts.