I went to the Brian Haney Memorial Skatepark
today and had a lot of fun. I also came home with a wound the size of a fist on my right cheek (where the sun only sometimes shines).
I took a picture of it for science. Feel free to look at it. My goodies aren’t showing or anything. What you see is a picture of my upper thigh, white as ever, and looking simply massive due to camera angle.
It’s also worthy to note that this is mild compared to some of the hippers I’ve seen in my life on other people. But this is also a fresh hipper, and could change it’s appearance rapidly, displaying many hues of injurious colors.