I'm So Much Happier Now

Tuesday, February 19 2002

I’m so much happier now that I realize there’s an online version of the Weekly World News

. This is the fine publication that broke the story about frogs that could eat a Volkswagen Bus and that Elvis Presley was abducted by aliens and has been aging in reverse at half speed since his return (which puts him back at the age of 3 according to my calculations).