"The Devices -- Which Contain

Tuesday, February 05 2002

“The devices — which contain highly radioactive Strontium-90 — were found by three local woodsmen, who used their glowing heat to keep warm.”

- via CNN

Call me crazy, but if I were a local woodsmen and I found a mysterious device that kept me warm because of it’s glowing heat, I’d probably run far far away from said device.