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Sunday, January 06 2002

I think this is the fifth time I’ve accidentally ingested bad milk. There’s no mistaking it, but somehow when eating a bowl of cereal I manage to get about 5 or 6 bites in before I know that the cereal doesn’t taste like dirt, it’s the milk. Hopefully soon I’ll work up an immunity to it, and I’ll go on the seminar circuit getting rich off of telling people how to extend the life of their milk by just getting immune to spoiled milk. Brilliant!